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compassuskinesia
Things that are not planets

Carrots
Octopi
Arcade tokens
Pluto

In my intro sem., we keep asking if “college is really necessary”

and I’m like, “bitch, if it isn’t, why am I paying you”

o hai

Tesla Nathan Watts is an idiot.

Donovan

Happy World Cat Day from bae & me!

Tried to make a shannified gal today, so…meet Mabel Quaile :)

I was just accepted into Uni and informed that I’ll be receiving a full scholarship for all four years.

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My jimmies are intact once again. 

Happy Caturday, guys!

compassuskinesia:

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Reblog because you know what day it is ;)

"I’d rather die…than get in your f**king ball pit…how ‘bout that?"

-Nathan Explosion (…probably)

EDIT: skwistok can we make this happen?

(Seriously, though- I am so sorry for all of the people who had a miserable time and I sincerely hope that you all get your money back)

My dash did a thing.

(posts by aikea-guinea and thenoisyneutron)

Remember to get your friendly neighborhood alien a little something special for UFO day. 

cutestofthecute:

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You look like you could use a tapir on your dash.